STAMFORD, Conn. – Freddie Prinze, Jr. joins World Wrestling Entertainment as a writer and producer. Prinze, Jr., a long-time fan of the WWE brand, will now have a behind the scenes role in WWE's weekly television and pay-per-view programs.

Jenny McCarthy and the WWE team up to fight autism on Saturday night, August 2, at Saturday Night’s Main Event at 9 p.m. ET on NBC.

Jenny will personally join WWE Superstars for this very special edition of Saturday Night’s Main Event. Ben Stiller, Toby Keith, Jewel and Billy Ray Cyrus are among the celebrities who will send their messages of support for Generation Rescue's fight against autism.

“Many of our viewers have children or friends who are affected by autism and the WWE is committed to helping fund programs for families in need and advancing research that will help this generation of children,” said WWE Chairman Vince McMahon.

Throughout the show, WWE Superstars will encourage viewers to donate their time and money to better educate themselves on the subject of autism. WWE.com will provide news and information from Generation Rescue on autism and promoting autism awareness.

“I love the WWE and when Vince McMahon called me and said he wanted to join the fight and help families suffering with autism I was really excited,” said actress and best-selling author Jenny McCarthy. “Who better to have on your side in a fight than WWE?”

Generation Rescue is a parent-founded, parent-led organization of more than 450 mentor families and leading researchers and clinicians from around the globe. Generation Rescue’s mission is to continue to discover and share the truth with families about the potential cause of their child's neurological disorders so they can focus on effective treatments. Additional information about Generation Rescue can be found at GenerationRescue.org.

Donate now by visiting Generation Rescue's Web site.

"Did you hear the one about the man who can't be destroyed?
He was buried alive.
He was set on fire.
They carried him away.
But he keeps...coming...back.
Don't be afraid.
Be terrified.
Did you hear that?
Did you feel that?
Did you see that?
Prepare yourselves.
As I lay me down to sleep.
I pray my soul is mine to keep.
And never step outside this bed.
Never.
Into all evil...now back from the dead."

this post is dedicated to butter...

but im sorry butt,it's mine...hoho...

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btw, who will be my 666th visitor? be prepared~ hoho...

be good,be bad,be jealous.

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going to ITB later for the briefing(or is it drawing?) about the ITB 9 a-side league.

why the hell am i so nervous? because i will go there alone? facing my juniors? then why should i nervous? haha,this is fuck*ng shit...

that's all.

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i was reading about the article at ranoadidas about our people's behaviour. hmm... how to say this delicately,no idea. do check the article ah...

regarding the post,i agree,most of the bruneian,not all,like to "tapau-ing" the foods at wedding ceremonies,the get-together ceremonies(don't realise though until i read the articles). i dont want to comment more about it,but who cares if you are offended,haha...

i really find it disturbing though,watching people do these stuff(seriously,i dont know how to put it in sentence). yea,i like to eat alot(not now),but i dont do that,really,aha...

tomorrow is SMSA'S Reunion at beb's,really looking forward to it.

sigh,nothing else to talk about. that's all.

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my favourite wrestler,Triple H,has successfully defended his WWE Championship against Edge at the Great American Bash pay-per-view. Congrats Paul,you are the best!

for more info,you can visit wwe.com/shows/thegreatamericanbash

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Why Wrestling is better than your sport...

So what's your sport? Is it Boxing? MMA, Baseball? Football, euro fans, Football? Latinos, Futbol? Well those are all good choices but here's why you're wrong ...

Wrestling.

Wrestling is better than your sport for all kinds of reasons. Here's a few.

1. Longevity. Greg Norman may be leading the British Open at 53 but he's soaking wet, in the rain and wind and many, don't call it a sport. We suffer from that as well, wrestling fans, but we usually just kick ass on whoever says that, so the 'it's fake' comments have slowed considerably.

1a. Back to the Longevity - Think about this. Age 20 - 50. It's been done in the WWE many many times. If you want to see HUGE figures look at the 20 year career, 20 - 40. Plenty of time to make your money and live on it, if taken care of properly. (don't go buying fancy cars you don't need. I don't)

2. All shapes and sizes - American Football and Baseball offer odd sized athletes a job, but NOBODY does it better than the WWE. You may be able to be 5'10 175lbs and play shortstop, but that's it. Football enjoys the 6'6 300 pounder but for how long? and can you enjoy a retirement with two thrashed knees, AT BEST!!!??? Wrestling not only has job(S) for all sizes, it can turn that same 5'10 175lb, forget that, 5'7 160lb, into a star! And when you have the fan's love, lol or hate, you have a career in this business. Ask Rey, Shawn, even Santino.

3. Travel - See the world and I mean the WORLD brothers and sisters. WWE is global. from the US of A to the UK. From Iraq to Australia. (and if you're single, Australia is the place for you, TRUST ME, and get over there, NOW) DO IT FOR ME MAN!!!!!

4. Injuries - Now this can be debated, but i'm talking more on a grand scheme. Yes injuries happen in the WWE as well but not nearly as frequently or as permanent as other sports. yes the game has gone down, multiple times, but guess who the champ is? THE champ, not a big gold champ, not an ecw champ, not a US or IC but THE CHAMP! nuff said.

5. Show offs of the world unite!!! Do you like to be seen? Do you want to kick ass and have everyone be your witness? How many secret finishers do you have? How many times have you seen a match and gone, " Ah man, if that dude had my finisher he would be so over!!!" ? Here's your chance people.

6. This is more about security. The WWE isn't going away anytime soon. It becomes more mainstream with each decade. They are making movies now. they put out 5 hours of television a week, not including PPV's. The movies haven't the big time numbers yet but it is VERY early in their production career. Bottom line is this. They're willing to take chances on people just like you. I've been in my business for over a decade, my father before me, and I don't know anyone as willing to gamble as the WWE.

Final Thoughts

Do it for me. I'm friggin old. My body hurts. It takes me thirty minutes in the morning just to get out of bed. another ten to find my glasses. fifteen more minutes to find the wife only to realize i forgot what i needed her for in the FIRST PLACE! It's sad people, just plain old fashioned sad. So wrestle for me. wrestle for all the thirty somethings who when their doctor told them 8 years before, "you may require surgery" us thirty somethings replied, "Surgery?!?!?! Are you stupid? What kind of med school did you go to, Broham? I'm a bad ass. I feel better already. PSSHHH! surgery, you must be crazy." (or words to that effect) Pain. Pain is the result of this course of action.

RANDOM THOUGHT

If wrestling ain't your thing, be a ref. The best seat in the house. Tell me Marty doesn't look like he's always getting away with something.

The Game just destroyed The Family. He never raised a hand or pedigreed a single member. he just played a tape and, oh yeah, broke out ol' reliable (el sledge hammer) I wouldn't be surprised if they turned on Edge now at the G.A.B.

Train Fan Nation. Get swole up (or whatever your fantastic shape) (andre was champ too vatos!)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SHE'S BA'AAAAACK.....

Yes fan nation. It is a fact. The Glamazon is back. You have no idea how difficult it is for me NOT to scream HOLY ____ !!! That was so sick. and she got a GREAT pop. it started off with shock and awe and then BOOM she was over, just like that.

(don't worry, i'm sure she'll demolish mickie again soon) (The children shall cry once more!!!)

As much as i want to talk about how insane it is to watch the WWE's future in the ring. As much as I want to talk about how insanely ready Dibiase is ... (He's so patient. So deliberate. ALREADY?? It took orton time to get comfortable with that kind of stillness, now he owns it but wow, kid. Good for you) As much as I love seeing him drop fists like his old man. how great was that by the way?

...Old schoolers say, "Oh man, love it. LOVE IT!"

...Cats that don't know what i'm talking about say, "Oh man, love it. LOVE IT!"

Then whisper to someone older, "what is this guy on about now?!"

As much as I want to talk about those things, i can't. Beth is back. This kind of thing doesn't happen often people, wether you mark for her not, enjoy it.

...kudos to santino...

Oh and if you don't watch Santino's Casa on wwe.com you're trippin. This cat is way too good in front of the camera.

"But I hate him, he was mean to Rey."

I know but it's just another reason to laugh at him. (Russian Bears for life!)

nobody will get that reference, muhahahahahahaha!

But i can't talk about Santino, cause it's all about Beth. Mickie had a hard enough time against Katie Lea how is she going to deal with a rested Phoenix? Oh and by the way, she looked so good somebody otta sop her up with a biscuit! Two biscuits!

Did anyone else see Batista almost Batista Bomb CM Punk about 30 seconds before he smashed him through the mat?

Dr. Prinze

Tell me about your father ...

"well, he's dead now."

I'm sorry...

"I killed him ..."

Oh, why did you th- --

"Then I decided to become a professional wrestler"

Kane, you don't seem stable enough, to Dr. Prinze, to keep an even/mild temper.

*Kane proceeds to choke slam Dr. Prinze out of his 43rd story office* The Dr, though believed to have survived by some how landing on Vicera, was never heard from again ... Kane is trippin

But I can't talk about Kane, Or Batista, or the Champ, Because the Glamazon has returned, for me, not you. See we've been talking, Beth and I. (I call her lady b but that's just our thing) See we've decided the women's division is about to get torn up. and apparently the creepy italian division as well.

Here's where Beth and I disagree, and i don't know why she's so against this. I felt her theme music should represent her true feelings towards me a bit more clearly. I mean, yeah, it's there now, but you don't really FEEL it. You guys are with me. anyway, i thought a tattoo with my initials, nothing crazy like my face i mean that's just weird, maybe a patch on her uniform, SOMETHING!!!

............

Beth disagreed.

RANDOM THOUGHTS

Shad-rock is getting sick. His moves are big time impact and he really took some serious shots tonight. took them well!

Did I hear correctly? Is it hardy boyz time manana on SCI FI?!?!?!?!?!

WOOOOOOOOO!

But I can't talk about random thoughts ... why?

Because Beth Phoenix, The Glamazon, has returned.

G'night Fan Nation. Dream of Figure Fours ..... Hulksters ...... Stratusfaction...... or a french Giant ...(the only cool french man)

now i will update you on what happened last week...

monday-wednesday:nahh~nothing special happen,really~ haha...

thursday: came a bit late to school to help other volunteers and BKPs for the orientation stuff. then i went to BAG Networks office at the Ministry of Finance building(tower) to attend an interview with my soon-to-be boss,Nora. after lunch,went to UBD Chancellor Hall for the orientation thing.

friday:wasting my afternoon time at the Hall...

saturday:the day where i officially became a senior,yeaa~ the registration of new intake 24 took place. then after having lunch at aji mandan cafe,went straight back to the Hall to see the rehearsal for monday's official launching of the orientation week(i got to witness(right word?) the dikir marhaban,wow~). then at night,went shopping with khai,later joined by munir and aira. thanx guys...

sunday: .....(it means nothing happen)

this week will be my last holiday,but i haven't plan for anything yet. cant wait for next week though...

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this blog will be updated this sunday,or monday maybe? probably tuesday? how about wednesday? thursday is better? friday? or saturday? i dont know~
but it will be updated...

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this is the first time i post my blog away from home,using someone's laptop,haha...
tomorrow is His Majesty the Sultan and Yang Di-Pertuan of Brunei Darussalam's 62nd birthday. so happy holiday everybody...

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im sick of people who tell everything that they do...
sick,and fucking sick!
why should you tell us? i dont think i really care what you're doing coz i got something else to take care off...

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i spend my lazy sunday afternoon watching How I Met Your Mother,then i came across this line,or conversation? no idea...
it is on the 5th episode of season 2,the part where Marshall tell Ted that he is bringing his friend Brett to brunch:

"breakfast isn't girly,lunch isn't girly,what makes brunch girly?"-Marshall
"i don't know,nothing girly about a horse,nothing girly about a horn,put them together you got a unicorn"- Ted

and then there's a scene where Lily makes breakfast for Barney in his apartment,wait,wait,wait... just stop there.

so after this im thinking of watching Chuck and some movies that i got from Arif... that's all.

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being a whiny-ass is NOT COOL!

being a cool guy is awesome~

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last monday...hmmm... is it last monday? i cant recall.. wait,yea,last monday... haha...
so last monday,munir & saiful amali decided to sleepover at Arif's house at Tutong,Pancur Papan to be exact. they texted me whether i want to join them. so i agreed(ok,it started to get boring here)

those who join:sepol,munir,atul,sylvan,hafiz,jijan,lapit & hakim(arif,obviously)...

it was a last minute decision to go for a ghost hunting. i was not allowed to join at first, but thank you sepol for trusting me.hoho... arif & hafiz didn't join for some reason...

we started our hunting at Telisai's cemetery,found nothing but i admit that i found it scary there. then we went to the satellite station and to our major disappoinment, its not what we expect it to be(dont want to explain any further)

then we went to the cemeteries at Lubok Pulau & the one at Tutong Town,i dont know the name of the place. once again,we failed to find anything or "anyone" there,haha...

our last destination was Sungai Basong Recreational Park. the place there was very chilly,and dark. even munir said that the place is creepy. but again, we failed. we did go to the old hospital where alot of things happen there,but we cant get in because it was locked,sigh~

then we went back to Arif's home at 2.30am after 2hours activity,they play Dota and i fell asleep at 5(maybe,im having a hard time to remember)

somehow,joining the hunt is cool,it was a whole new experience for me. i now can feel and see what it is like to...(can't find a suitable sentence here...)

so im hoping there will be next time,cant wait to join the guys again and to lapit,dont give up dude,time will tell you when you will get the chance to see "them",haha...

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Reasons ECW does NOT suck ...

The Miz and Morrison! (Notice ted and cody haven't mentioned either of their names)

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! morrison "SHUSHED" the crowd.

Shalayleys (sp) One day i'll look that word up.

Finlay prevents all things from sucking.

Celtic Crosses do NOT suck.

Hornswaggles are lucky.

WRESTLING THOUGHT

With all these youngsters coming through EC(dub)W, I think having guys like Finlay and Hardy, showing them the ropes, (so to speak) only strengthens the brand.

LONGER MATCHES = BETTER MATCHES

Other reasons EC(dub)W does NOT suck.

Theadore Long, period.

Braden Walker = NEW TALENT

Bourne, Ortiz, Walker, you guys sensing a theme too? WOOOOOOO!

Big men off the top rope, does NOT suck!

TONY ATLAS!!!

The man that raised me, was from the bronx. He was 6'9 300lbs and we called him Big Bill. R.I.P.. (we had other names for him when he would whoop on us, but we'll keep those private) He reminded me of guys like Tony Atlas, even Mark Henry (when he was feeling cocky) so i got myself a soft spot for the current champ.

Go ahead and boo, if you met Big Bill it would be 'End of Days' for all involved.

Mike Adamle .....

Ah, man. what are we gonna do people? Nunzio is a "Two time ECW champion." i'm sorry, did something happen in the non-tv years that i missed?! tag team sure, but really Mike? Really?! Taz didn't even leave you hangin' that time. He actually tried to help but ...... forget it. NUNZIO THE CHAMP!

We're leading into the DOUBLE BLOG soon.

OLD SCHOOL

Dreamer is in some trouble, in my opinion. He's going to need a whole lot more than Delany (no offense vato)

The World's Strongest Slam, End of Days.

DO NOT PUSH the WSM

In honor of Tommy Dreamer and all things old school, blog two will be dedicated to old school.

WOOOOOOOOO!

Now don't go yelling at me.

Fan Nation yells, "Where is our RAW blog?!

Freddie yells back, "I'm on it. I'm on it!!!"

The dog did not eat it. The internet, however, has left me somewhat less than amused. I'm going to be real with you people for a moment.

AWKWARD PAUSE

I'm 'borrowing' my neighbor's internet. DON'T NARC! In my defense, they're some straight shifty neighbors. The ones on my right are way cool, (old chinese dude named Lee, he looks like he knows magic so i don't mess with him) but the neighbors on the left ... SHADY!!! So shady, i am disciplining them by talking trash while using their own internet to do so.

On to RAW

Has Punk been sandbagging on us? He seemed head over heels better on the mic than I have seen him. Confidence could be the answer, or he could just be feeling good, knowing, the champ can get away with nailing Snitsky RIGHT IN THE EYE with a massive GTS!!! (Tell me again wrestling is fake, Broseph .... No? That's what I thought)

Vickie Guerrero

Vickie, just so you know, it isn't you they are booing. It isn't you. It's more a general vibe of spookiness New Orleans is into. They're into ghosts and goblins and girls gone wild videos. The boos are more on that side of the fence. Now I know what you, FAN NATION, is thinking. "THEY BOO HER EVERYWHERE!!!" Now this is true, but were you aware that the new orleans crowd follows Vickie everywhere to actually PROTECT her from evil by surrounding her with a protective shield of ...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sort of like ....

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Okay, I'm lying. They hate you. They really hate you.

THE SHOW

With the inmates running the asylum, who will step up? Anyone? Or will it be a feeding frenzy towards heavyweight gold? I'm cool with either, especially when the Animal, BATISTA, is the number one contender. Okay people, you want to know who my favorites are? Tired of hearing me mark for Flair. Well here is my true number two. BATISTA!!!!! (except when he comes out wearing shades, i prefer the 'i'm just here to wreck shop' look) A look he has had since HBK pulled the wool over his eyes. (Y2J calls himself Dr. Jericho but that was the illest bit of psychology I have ever seen.)

QUESTION FOR FAN NATION

Best in ring or out of ring 'psychological attack' ...

LADIES NIGHT

I'm not sure about the BFF angle between the Women's Champ and Kelly Kelly (who wrestled very well by the way) I think Mickie can stay transfixed on Cena but still show a bit of that 'crazy' side. Don't be ashamed ladies. Remember one thing ...

BOYS ARE DUMB ... GIRLS ARE CRAZY

Crime Time & Co. May have trashed that white limo, but notice NOBODY touches the horns. Somethings are still sacred!!!!

MGS4 Update

Walked through Vamp and Liquid's new Metal Gear, RAY. I really wanted to like this game more than I have. But the POV is really restrictive (although they all were) and the bosses are a joke. It looks beautiful, but I really expected more from that brand. Is it me, or did GTA4 ruin every other game on earth?!?!?! Is GTA just that much better? Me thinks ... si.

RANDOM THOUGHTS

I'm into bacon again. This is all J.R.'s fault. If he hadn't blogged about tasty pig BBQ's and all that sweet piggly meat, I wouldn't have to be on the treadmill all d@MneD morning. Bacon .... mmmmm .... cooked slow on medium heat, on some wheat toast with a fried egg? maybe a touch of cheese? AHHHHHHHHHH! Now i'm hungry again.

A little bit of defense for the John Cena haters.

Who else could effectively get the crowd that hot for a match?! WITHOUT A GM?! I mean that was his job and did he do it? No need to answer. Here's another thing. He NEVER makes matches about him. Whether you like his style or not. The dude gives as good as he gets. He may 'hulk' out of things but not before the damage has been done. I will write this again for those who don't remember. REGGIE JACKSON, (that would be Mr. October) (for those who don't know who this is, just ask Derek Jeter, that's his idol) Reggie Jackson was once asked how it felt to be boo'd everywhere but his home stadium. He smiled and said simply, "Nobody boos a loser."

SIX ONE NINE

He's BAAAAAA'AAACK!

First things first. Santino is gold.

More importantly, Rey Rey is back!!! Let this vato get warmed up; shake off the ring rust so to speak and then what? He will be a contender, that's what. Run at the IC or the Big Gold. Remember smaller men may not be able to hold the title consistently anymore, but they can climb that mountain more beautifully than ever. (ummmmm.... Shawn Michaels anyone)

I miss the Glamazon. I miss Beth Phoenix. She doesn't call me. She won't write. "What did I do Beth?" "Talk to me girl."

Or my favorite line,

Now, trust me, I'm not a stalker or anything ... I just really think we connect ....

CREEPSHOW!!!!!

Fan Nation, this woo is for you ... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

To Define Old School

........ The Sequel ........

How do we define Old School? This blog is gonna catch some heat. That being said, this isn't to insult anyone. I don't care how old you are, wrestling fans vary from 5 to 105, but we 'gots to have some ground rules' LOL

I recently read a thread calling the Attitude era 'old school'. (and the Rock's 'attitude' towards it.)

When your name is the definition of bringing in the New School, you can NOT be old school.

FOR REAL

The Rock is still young people. You better not let him see that thread, broseph or you are DONE, SON!!!!

The following terms do not apply when referencing the 90's, "Back in the Day" "Way back when" "Oh my god dude, that was sooo long ago" (i'm getting arthritic typing this.)

DX and Evolution is not Old School, Just really REALLY Kick A$$

The Four Horsemen, that is old school. (wooo is also old school)

Junk Yard Dog, that is old school

The High Chief, that is old school (his roll was known and it was called, the OPENER OF DOORS)

Hulkamania is old school.

The Million Dollar dream, that is old school.

Shane O' Mac, NOT old school (he lived the dream though didn't he .... That son of a ... *cough cough* ... I mean, I'm not jealous, not at all)

Oh yeah, big one here - If you are under the age of 20, you do NOT get to define what is and is not OLD SCHOOL (Big Daddy Kane said that so you know it's true. If you don't know Big Daddy Kane as well as Big Daddy V or Kane ... well he was the guy who informed us that 'pimpin, is in fact, not easy' ... See? Truth. (this is not a dig at you it is simply old school law)(you didn't know about the old school law book? OHHHHHHHH! You know why? Because you ain't old school!!!!

Ron Simmons = Old School (Damn! Even older than that)

Andre the Giant - KING of Old School'land and all that he could see.

Bruno(The Champ) = Old School. If you don't know who that is, stay out of the North East, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY MAN!!!!

Look, the Old School List goes on and on. If you're Latino, and you like wrestling, the name Carlos Colon rolls off the tongue as easy as Felix Tito Trinidad or even the great one, Roberto Clemente. Bottom line is, I can't name all of them, BUT, I'm old enough and so are a select few of us, that WE get to write them down, WHENEVER WE WANT!!! (mainly because our joints don't work like the rest of your's and this is the last activity we can enjoy.)

So go, go out and play in the sun and sand. While we, The Old School, continue to grow more and more arthritic. Grumbling about punk kids trying to redefine old school and push us out.
Quick Latin Unification ...

Calling Carlos Colon, El Pachuco is risky. Applying more mexican terms to famous puerto ricans, so in honor of OLD SCHOOL, i shall summon the aura of Dusty Rhodes who would so beautifully say something like, "hey we got to blend together baby, we got to ALL blend together) And if it's good enough for the American Dream, it's good enough for me.

The American Dream is Old School

FINAL THOUGHTS

Nathan's Hot Dogs are old school

Slow Cooked BBQ (read J.R.'s Blog) is OLD SCHOOL (J.R. = probably the best resource to define Old School as he is Old School magic!)

Basic Cable is ... Old School

Going to see a House Show ... Old School

Wrestling fans of all ages .... Old School (we sold more seats than the Pope in Ford Field people, and that Pope was WAY OLD SCHOOL!!!)

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

this morning,i was having a conversation with my friends,or should i say a discussion on our big plan. ca'mon dude,its gonna be fun. now we have to wait for your decision to make it works.haha...
so we were chit chatting about couple of stuffs which im not going to tell you guys,hoho... because its boring,really,its boring(fuhhh~)
then i got a called by this guy from BIBD,using office phone,asking to speak to Muhd Nazmi,here's our conversation:
BIBD Guy:"hello,ada Muhd Nazmi?"
Me:"Ane Razdey ne,salah no. kali kita ane"
BIBD Guy:"oh,iakah?"
then the voice to me seemed familiar,and i realized that i just got punk'd...
it was Abg Merule calling to ask about our ITB Tourney and the match with the seniors. damn u abg merule,nasib aku ne muda,sigh~
and again,nothing interesting about the rest of our conversation,aha...
i just spend my afternoon laying on my bed,watching series,fell asleep,woke up,having teatime,and go to my bedroom again.
tonight? i dont know,it still remains a mystery...

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1)A woman in a bar tries to pick up a mathematician.
"How old, do you think, am I?" she asks coyly.
"Well - 18 by that fire in your eyes, 19 by that glow on your cheeks, 20 by that radiance of your face, and adding that up is something you can probably do for yourself..."

2)A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

3)Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."

"A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often." - Unknown

"Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the right punchline." - Becky Alunan

"History is merely gossip" - Oscar Wilde

i was attending a birthday party today organised by the birthday girl herself,Francine a.k.a Liew Nyuk Hiong. it was fun...
those who attend:Aerol Marshall(mau jua...), Aira Lahm(poh), Sahmi, Aji, Afhum, Nazmi, Wani, Nazliah, Siddik, Zinc, Wollo, Iqqy, Razidah & bunch of her MD friends...
it was fun playing with the ice(i dont know what its called...). Nice job zinc,haha... kesian kau khai...
will post the pictures which i will "steal" from Sahmi(maybe,if i feel so motivated to post them,aha...)
can't wait for tomorrow,will they come? aha...

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1)The Brunette and the Genie
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears.

The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."

The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."

The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."

Then the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."

The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."

The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

2)Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?
Sure. Here you are.
Thanks - but half the pages are missing.
What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?

3)A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. ”I think you're bad luck."

"What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?" - Woody Allen

"I try to do the right thing at the right time.
They may just be little things, but usually they make the difference between winning and losing." - Kareem Abdul-Jabar

"Justice is always violent to the party offending, for every man is innocent in his own eyes." - Daniel Defoe

We'll get to that in a moment. First things first. Jeff Hardy is crazy over right now. this is a feel good story, one that should be noted. (nothing shady about talking about this it's in the magazine) Everyone, EVERYONE, loves a comeback. Look, every man has demons. I have mine, and my father before me. so i get it when they come up and bite you. it ain't fun. BUT, Everyone loves a comeback. Perfect example, Mickey Rourke, (hear me out) He had ZERO shot at a second shot. NO SHOT at a second shot and d@mN if he didn't come back and do it again.(but with crazy weird plastic surgery ... don't get mad! You know you joke about michael jackson, i can joke about mickey)Now, more truth. Jeff Hardy is more over than Mickey Rourke. In a one on one match, Hardy SWANTONS Mickey Rourke ... twice. It reminds me of a story in baseball this season, Josh Hamilton, he has demons, and oh yeah, he just happens to be on track for 100rbi's by the all star break ... COMEBACKS.

NOW ON TO THE FUN STUFF!!!

Hardy VS Morrison

These two had sick chemistry and the no brainer of the night, is to call this the MATCH OF THE NIGHT. The Rock says this is the match of the night ... and so do I!!!!!! Has anyone seen these guy work for that long together? They were real real fluid. Like they'd been in there together a million times. (I know that sounds like marking but i don't remember seeing these two wrestle each other enough to move like that ... my opinion)

...Note to Hardy... Do you really have to land completely flat outside the ring? I would really like to NOT see you get hurt broham.

I have a question about the DIVA belt. Is it me or is it too girly? Or is it supposed to represent a more feminine side? I'm not knocking, i just can't remember what vickie said, er couldn't hear i mean, over the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs!!!!!!

Okay, "The Showdown Nobody is Talking About". Remember the draft? Remember a certain Samoan Bulldozer getting drafted to Smackdown? Well what would be the most interesting match up for UMAGA? Edge? Wrong. Jeff Hardy? Wrong. Mr. Kennedy, Shelton, even The GAME? Wrong my friends.

Umaga VS. Koslov

That's right. WOOOOOOOOOO! Can you imagine the damage the two of these guys could do? To each other?! If you want to challenge this undefeated streak, if Koslov wants to challenge himself, then I challenge him (don't tell him I said this part) to challenge Umaga. If for no other reason than to see just how good you are. Who cares about being undefeated?! Ali, Patterson, Louis, Haggler, all have 'blemishes' and all in the hall of fame. And if that ain't a good enough reason, I heard samoans got mad hate towards russia. i heard they still call it the u.s.s.r. I heard the rock tell this joke about russians and their hairy backs, now i ain't the one saying this but the Rock says, What do you call, 12 Russians in a steam bath? ... Gorillas in the mist!!!" Fan Nation, you think that's funny? ....

IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!

Speaking of great ones on the mic, me and the NinjaFazwell put together our top tens on the mic all time. names like super star billy graham, flair, all the way to jake the snake and of course hogan ... stranger choices like randy savage (who didn't always make sense but was still great) to announcers and managers (cap'n lou and J.R.) Now don't post me your top ten, (that takes up mad space) but who is your King of Kings so to speak?

. . . And Edge, oh poor Edge. The air in Canada is thin and unfortunately has dulled your mind. You forgot the cardinal rule. the only rule worth remembering. this rule is like, 13 to 16 times more important than putting down the toilet seat (a quick fix for that is to never even raise it. it's dark fellas, they won't look) The rule you MUST remember is, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". You're dead brohiem. She's going to kill you, you know that right broseph? You're lying awake in your hotel room, KNOWING, your a dead man. This could actually be your obituary if you dig it. We could play 'Bro Canada at your service', i mean if you want.

I can't wait to see Vickie get creative with the A$$ kickin's er ... i mean matches she's going to schedule for you. You better lay low Abroham. you better lay low.

Random Thought

A bit of advice to all the Husbands out there, to all men actually. When in a relationship, PLAY FOR THE TIE!!!! Remember that, Play For The Tie! Even when you win, you will lose. EVERY time. Ain't nothing wrong with a draw. (Ask Ric Flair ...Flair VS Sting... 198 .... ish?)

One last thing people,

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

FanNation has grown crazy big since i joined and you guys have been awesome. i love the response to the blogs AND if you notice I post EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!! So this blog is just for you. something that will hopefully entertain you since we have to wait til' FRIDAY (are you kidding me?!) for more wrestling. Enjoy.

Just watched ECW, i've had it on mute lately to discourage me from killing adamle but I gave it a shot tonight. (Freddie's 1st mistake of the evening) If this dude fumbles through ONE more match. "You know the shilaylay (i can't spell) will be involved ...." STOP IT MAN!!! Not everyone is a sneaky smark! Kids still watch and, OH YEAH, they love Finlay. Taz doesn't even bail this guy out anymore, (which ain't cool by the way. chain only strong as it's weakest link and all that), but hard to blame him. Next he'll announce matches before they actually announced, wait has he done that? If he has, I swear to Ric Flair I will chop that chest til it bleeds!!!!! Okay I'm done venting. On the constructive side i didn't really hear or notice him during the Champ ... sorry ... NEW CHAMP's match against the all heart Delany. Can Tommy Dreamer beat this guy? is he gonna make a Rocky Balboa run? (that could be cool) the answer, i think, is no. actually, no way. actually, how is he going to do this?! A singapore cane ain't bringing down the world's strongest man. if this dude gets his hands on you, its end of days, for just about ANYONE. He's gonna need more back up than Collin.( i love ya homey but we're talking about Mark Henry) Tommy, if you want this belt, if you want one last run, then give us a treat too and bring some old school ecdub originales with you. Then we all win.

RANDOM THOUGHTS

How pi$$ed would P.E.T.A. be if I hooked Rey Mysterio up with like a 'dolphin or a koala bear' luchador mask? I mean, I know its mean but it would feel way sick when he bumps heads with the fans. (fuzzy if koala) IT'S FOR THE KIDS PETA!!!!

ANGER MANAGEMENT

I'm sick and tired of my mac telling me my spanish words are misspelled. NO MAC, my spelling is just fine, vato!!! You want some of this?! I didn't think so. ALBUQUERQUE son, what?!

(ahhhhh, much better)

Another reason Freddie won't be wrestling ...

So i'm beating down my Godson (we're wrastlin, i don't beat him ... yet) and i go for the move arnold did in commando when he holds Sully' over the cliff and tells him "I LIED" to which sully replies .. "AHHHHHHH!!!" ... splat. anyway, you get the picture, i'm holding him with one arm. Well, like arnold, it was my weak arm (surgically repaired my A$$), and my shoulder just decided, "I think i'm gonna do my own thing .... out of the socket." Yeah FAN NATION, i share, see? I SHARE! I got beat by a four year old. so i don't want to hear no more FP for Champ!! It's done people! it's done .........

Anyway, not too much on the show, so sorry's all around. (off to play metal gear solid 4)

Fan Nation, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

John Cena talked about making moments. Moments that stand out. Moments that you can not forget. Where you remember what you were doing, where you were, and who you shared it with. He was speaking about his match with HHH, but his words were universal. The moment for me, wasn't The Game retaining. It wasn't the beautiful reversals both men were able to execute. My moment was 24 hours later. 24 hours later, a man tatted to the hilt. A man who lives drug free. My moment was when that same man literally yanked Mike to the ring, begged for the bell and put the former champ TO SLEEP!

Allow me to date myself a moment

When I was a kid and wrestling was my whole universe, this was not even a possibility. NO CHANCE, to coin a phrase.

A smaller man. A martial artist. A non-wwe invention.(yes i know about RVD) CM Punk gets a whole different kind of heat than the former champ. His lifestyle isolates him. It gives him a strong sense of confidence. some people think it's arrogance but think about it. You're disciplined enough to keep all that out of your body, knowing that puts you on the outside looking in with most people. (most) Your discipline is such that you basically walk alone. Depend on yourself. (that builds confidence) Now lets say, that discipline puts you in a position for a world title ... (briefcase) You are more alone. Who is going to give you a helping hand? willingly? Now put all those things together and add every seat in oklahoma going BALLISTIC and you have a NEW kind of champion. NEW being the key word. CM Punk's lifestyle and loner mentality are not conducive to winning titles. his only shot was that briefcase. BUT that same lifestyle becomes deadly IF you do have the belt.

HOW IS HE GOING TO LOSE ???

Discipline doesn't lose. (ask Edge) Discipline doesn't tap out. Discipline is key, and this man has it in spades.

How do you hold someone down when they already have the gold? Punk has better than average speed. un-matched skill with his feet. solid off the turn buckle. a vast array of mma techniques, focus, heart, oh AND he can choke you out.

What is the downside?

Strength is average, but thats in comparison to who he'll have to deal with (batista, cena, jbl)
I would say he won't have back up, but you never know. Cena helped him last night. (although that was more to secure his own title shot)

Moment, is a word that gets thrown around a lot these days. Like awesome. That burger and fries, that was awesome! Nah broham. The universe is awesome. Seeing a lion thrash a gazelle, that's awesome. Watching the world title exchange hands on a non-ppv??? That's awesome.

THAT is a moment.

WOOOOOOOOOO!

by Freddie Prinze Jr.

i feel soooooo boring.... what to do huh? nothing.... maybe i will do something tonight coz it's saturday night dude! well,saturday night in Brunei is pretty much the same as other nights, unless u got it planned already.
hey,my friend and i are planning to try the Korean food. for those who already try it,do post some comment about it.

*still boring,thats all*

finiched~

1)A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from the accident.

The carpenter replied, "Twenty-seven feet, six and one-half inches."

"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?" asked the lawyer.

"Well, I knew sooner or later some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.

2)Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"

3)Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You'rereally doing great, aren't you?"Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"

"To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day." - Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

"Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking." - Clement Attlee

"Trying to be normal is the greatest abnormality in the world." - Becky Alunan

1)A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"

2)A man is driving home late one night and is feeling very horny. As he is passing a pumpkin patch, his mind starts to wander. He thinks to himself, you know a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there is no one around here for miles.

He pulls over to the side of the road, picks out a nice juicy looking pumpkin, cuts the appropriate size hole in it, and begins to screw the pumpkin.

After a while he is really into it, and doesn't notice the police car pulling up. The cop walks over and says, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?"

The man looks at the cop in complete horror, thinks fast and says, "A pumpkin? Is it midnight already?"

3)One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping.

Didn't realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note:

"Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we were much younger then, and more impressionable. Love, Dad."