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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 '

Jokes of the Day

1)One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son. "Wake up now! It's time to go to school." "I don't want to go to school," the son replied. His mother said, "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." "Okay. One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." "Not good enough," the mother replied. "Fine," the son said. "Then you give me two good reasons why I SHOULD go to school." "One, you're 50 years old. Two, you're the principal of the school."

2)An Irishman is really, really drunk, so the bar keeper walks up to him and says:"Right, you've had enough, go home..."So the irishman gets up off his stool and falls flat on his face, so he says:"Ok, ai'll crawl outside instead, to sober up a bit more"He gets outside, and falls flat on his face, so instead he crawls the four streets to his home. when he gets home he opens the door, standing, and yet again falls flat on his face. so he crawls upstairs into his room, stands up and falls flat on his bed and falls fast asleep straight away.The following morning his wife wakes him up and says, 'You've been drinking again haven't you?'The Irishman replies, 'What makes you say that?'His wife replies, 'Well the pub just called, you've left your wheelchair there again!'

3)Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the roadwhen she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,"says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign."My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,"Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a dump!"

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