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Wednesday, January 21, 2009 '

Miss Singaporean & Ah Seng

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA: Lamp

Miss Malaysia: Light bulb

Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lion

Miss Malaysia: Leopard

Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified.

Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lemon

Miss Malaysia: Lychee

Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !!
(Liewlian: Durian)

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is, name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU!
(Lan ciau: Penis)

Judge: ?????????!!!!

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LOL! See how I fav the Singaporean's accent! xD So Unique! Especially when they talk & speak in english! *thumbs up

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One day, idiot Ah seng is shopping at a supermarket and saw a newest design TV at a shop.

Then he stepped into the shop and asked the salesclerk :"how much is the TV?".

Then the salesclerk replied :"Sorry, we don't sell to idiot"

Ah Seng shocked and think :"how did he know im an idiot?"

The second day, Ah Seng went to dye his hair and wear new shirts and go to the shop again.

he asked the same question :"How much is the TV?"

the salesclerk still replied :"Sorry, we dont sell to idiot"

Ah Seng shocked again and wondering :" I've already dyed my hair and changed my shirts..how would he still know that im idiot?"

the third day, Ah Seng changed his whole look from his head down to leg.

Then Ah Seng go back to the shop and asked the salesclerk again :"How much is the TV?"

What made him curious was, the salesclerk still replied :"Sorry, we dont sell to idiot"

Then Ah Seng ask the salesclerk full of curiosty :"How'd u know im an idiot?"

Salesclerk says :"Because................ it's a Microwave..... , not TV...."

Marshall @ 3:32 PM

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