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Sunday, January 18, 2009 '

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Little Johnny was in class when the teacher asked, "Three birds are sitting on a telephone wire, a hunter shoots one. How many are left?"

"None," he says "if ones shot the others would fly away."

"Actually", said the teacher "the answer was two, but I like the way you think."

The next day Johnny walks over to his teacher in the cafeteria and asks, "Do you see those three women over there on the bench? Which one is married, the one eating the cookie, the one eating a sandwich, or the one sucking on a popsicle?"

"Hmm, the one sucking on a popsicle?", the teacher asks"

"Actually" said Johnny, "it was the one with a wedding ring, but I like the way you think".

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LMAO xD does that make his teacher a Pervert? D: lol.

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Ah Beng to a long-distance telephone operator:
"Could you please tell me the time difference between
Taipei and Las Vegas?"
Operator: "Just a minute……"
Ah Beng: "Thank You," and puts down the phone.

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on
quite for some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the
finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY FIVE MONTHS TO DO IT," Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG," the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL, Beng!"
Ah Beng replies," NO LAH, SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN
FOR 4-7YRS, LEH!"

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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using
it when he encountered some problems. He decided to
use the 'Help' command.
After some tries, he became irritated and called the
computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng:" I pressed the 'F1' key for help…but it's
been over half an hour and still nobody has came to
help me???"
Computer Retailer: "..............."

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Ah Beng with his two red ears went to his doctor. The
doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he
answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring
loh but instead of picking up the phone, I
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my
ear. So kena loh!"
disbelief. "But…what happen to the other ear?"
"Aiyah! That stupid dumbo called back!"

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One evening, Ah Beng and Ah Lian went to a lounge and
requested the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Lo
Ti" (Ah Cheng buys bread *sounds: "Ah Cheng Buy Roti"). The DJ told them they only
played English songs and asked them to request another
song. They were upset and complained to the manager
that the DJ was insulting them. After many hours of
calming them down, the manager found out they were
actually requesting the Righteous Brothers song,
"Unchained Melody".

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Last night, an incident took place at Boat Quay. What
happened was some idiot was trying to show off and
declared that he could swim across the Singapore
River. He jumped in and started swimming. But before
he could reach the halfway mark, he started to panic
and started to shout for help. Being typical
Singaporeans, a crowd started to gather to watch and
yet no attempt was made by anybody to save that poor
chap. Suddenly there was a splash and the crowd turned
to see a guy doing what seemed like a desperate
attempt to reach the drowning victim. It was clear
that this hero couldn't swim! Luckily a tongkang
filled with tourists was passing by and the operator
saw the incident and picked both men from the water.
The crowd cheered! Back on shore, the crowd cheered
again as the hero stepped off the tongkang. "Steady
lah!" and "Awright, man!" were among any
congratulations shouted. Ah Beng looked angry and
shouted "Ka ni na! Siang too wa loh chui?" (*%#@! Who
pushed me into the water?")

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Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if he
should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Ah Beng looked skyward and said, "Where, where got?"

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Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

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Fincihed. lol. Ah Beng surely is funny. xD

Thanks for reading.

Marshall @ 8:17 PM

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