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Sunday, January 18, 2009 '
PCK


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Otherwise, enjoy reading.

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Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining s3x to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy s3x more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get R a p e d?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? ehhh? Don't pray pray ah!
(load: road)

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have s3x when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn!!
(Blain: Brain, Siow: Nuts/silly)

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not ?
(Corlight: Correct, Shiok: Fun)

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn.....! You go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class is it?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah! Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah! Best in Singapore and Johor Bahru, and some say Batam also ah!


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